Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Redeemed


I sit on my bed this deliciously quiet morning, trying to catch up on correspondence. The normal buzz of activity in the street below my window is interrupted with an explosive bang that sends me flying. I grin at my own racing heart. It's just a firecracker. Or firework. Or some other random act of noisy celebration.

It is Tihar in Kathmandu.

Last night as I rode home across the city, I wondered at the twinkle of lights, hung like streamers down the faces of otherwise dismal buildings. I pretended for a fleeting moment that I was in an American city in the final days of December. It could almost be Christmas in Atlanta! Only not.

Tihar is a five day festival in Nepal. Each day is reserved for a different object of worship. Today my neighbors worship cow, the mother of the universe. They will honor her with flowers and tika and perform pujas with her excrement that seem disgusting to my western mind, but holy and purifying to them.

Yesterday belonged to the dog. My language teacher explained the the worship of dogs with great patience. It all seemed natural and obvious to him. Dog is a protector and friend, the guard of both the physical world and the underworld. Lowly and dishonored he may be, but yesterday the mangy, crippled street dog was worshiped as a god. 

Tihar follows closely on the festival of Dashain, another Hindu holy season. Dashain is the fifteen day celebration of a legendary victory of good over evil, in which the goddess Durga slew the mighty demon Mahisasur, who ravaged the earth disguised as a water buffalo. The eighth day of Dashain flows with the blood of thousands of goats and other animals, raised, purchased and slaughtered in sacrifice to Durga. It is a dark day for Christians in Nepal. Many believers are persecuted by their families and friends on this day, because they cannot possibly take part in the deep pujas that are the basis of the beloved celebration.

For devout Buddhists, the eighth day of Dashain presented an opportunity to rack up the good karma. Tradition says that a compassionate benefactor may rescue a beast doomed to service or sacrifice. During Dashain, saviors sometimes arrest the hand of the executioner, offering to pay a good price for his victim. This is very good karma for the hero. When the purchase is complete, the animal is decorated with brightly colored ribbons and tassels and set free. The signs hang permanently from the ears and horns, proclaiming to all the sacredness of their wearer. No master may ever take this beast captive, no burden may ever be imposed on him, no hand may ever harm him. He is eternally free.

What a picture.



A redeemed Blue Sheep, photo courtesy of Marianne Broqueville


L.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

And They All Blogged Happily Ever After

Once upon a time . . .


A servant girl in a kingdom far away dreamed of a magic journal. In her journal, she would write of her adventures in strange lands, and with a pinch of her spell-bound pet mouse, the tales would suddenly appear before the eyes of all the people around the world who loved her and prayed for her.



But there was no fairy god-mother in sight, so servant girl visited this humble shop . . .




Where she met N-cell the wizard. 


The great N-cell promised many hours of internet for only 1,000 rupees.


But N-cell's magic turned against the servant girl. Sometimes the internet didn't work at all, always it was too slow, and sometimes it made her computer shut down completely.


Servant girl was just a little bit lazy, so she said,


"Oh well. Ke Garne."


She gave up on her dream, that naughty, butmos girl. She went on adventuring and storing up tales in her heart, but it was hard work to share them so she kept them to herself.


But one day God said to His servant girl,


"You naughty, butmos girl! I put a dream in your heart, and a gift in your hand, and you are too lazy to use them!"


So servant girl began to pray that God would make her strong to face the challenge of mighty Lord Communication the Evil.


Communication was a ferocious giant in the land where servant girl served. He built mighty webs all over the kingdom that looked like this:



If you could pay money to Lord Communication the Evil, and if you were very brave and very diligent, and if you had a smart person to help you, you could untangle a part of Lord Communication's evil web and use the internet it carried to send magic messages around the world.

But servant girl and her friend were pilgrims in a strange land. They needed a friend.


So God sent the Christian brother from downstairs to help servant girl and her friend.

Christian brother and his son knew the ways of Lord Communication the Evil. 

He tried very hard, and after may weeks, God blessed his efforts.

The beautiful internet began to flow . . .

Through this magical connection . . .




Out the window of servant girl's house . . .



Past Lord Communication's mighty men . . .




Through the tangles of the evil web . . .


And out to the wide, wide world.
So servant girl and her friend danced up and down, and said "Hallelujah!" (Which is the same in every language.)

The End.

The moral of the story:

I beg you do not scorn my words, sweet readers, but cherish the tales I send to you. They are travel worn and battle weary.


L.